I'm John Silver

Silver liked to think he took most Fandom weirdness in stride. He didn't complain about being a bird for 11 days, didn't complain that part of it was due to Friday repeating several times, and didn't complain about the weird elves who fixed (re: cleaned out the little tubes for once) his coffee maker yesterday.

This, though. With the song. This was something else. He suddenly wished he had bought those weird looking headphones he saw on TV once just so he had something to drown out the Feliz Navidad song.

Though, knowing the island, the song would probably come through those too.

There was nothing to do but to add a shot of something to his coffee (thanks again, elves) and try to cope.

[For the girl, but can be open!]

While Silver obviously preferred his girlfriend be in human form, he had to admit having Rey around as a cat wasn't too much of a nuisance. She tended to keep to herself and liked to sleep in the sun a lot. He must have been far more annoying as a bird.

Still, it had been about a week now and he was starting to get a little worried. He hadn't been a bird for that long, had he? He caught himself staring at the cat every so often, almost willing it to turn back into a human before he really started freaking out about it.

[For one!]

Silver didn't know what salt water taffy was, so he wasn't able to identify specifically what his arm tasted like at the moment. He did know, however, that it tasted pretty damn good. Did he usually taste like this? Rey surely would have mentioned something by now.

Maybe it was a side effect of the parrot thing? That thought was distracting enough to ruin his attempt to learn cooking via osmosis by watching the Food Network.

[Open Edit: Getting NWS]

After radio was done, Silver went back to the sanctity of his own apartment where he could ignore the falling bags in peace. At first he had been disturbed and did his best to hide them out of sight. Among them were the ones that related to anything regarding his apparent attraction to Captain Flint and the guilt over leaving him and Madi behind.

Eventually he got tired of putting in the effort of hiding things and just sat on the mermaid couch in front of the TV and ignored them falling around him. He repressed his entire childhood, he could repress some overly familiar suitcases, don't you think he couldn't.

[Open]

Silver had actually planned on leaving the apartment today but the chocolate falling from the sky had him turning around and heading back into his apartment. He was vain enough to not want chocolate in his hair no matter how delicious it might turn out to be.

He shot Rey a quick text warning her of that weirdness and left his door unlocked just in case she wanted to avoid it together.

[For one! Edit: And NSFW]