Voicemail

[long_memory]

"You've reached John Silver. I don't know how this thing works"

BEEP

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Phone Day

[throughaphase]

Mid-cleaning the back room of Jello thanks to spring breakers, Kitty sent what she thought was a text to her husband.

I'll be back late. You really don't know how pervasive Jello is until it's all up in the floor tiles.