Voicemail

[long_memory]

"You've reached John Silver. I don't know how this thing works"

BEEP

Comments

[thatwaslucky]

The problem with very much being a pirate was that when your friend stumbled upon a Lego Pirate Land, you were getting a text.

I found something worse than the pirate movie. Do you want to know or would you like to live in ignorance?

[long_memory]

The text back took some time seeing as Silver still had trouble with the logic behind the way the keyboard was set up. It made no sense! The punctuation was also questionable but he did appreciate the spell check.

go ahead cant be worse than the restaurant

[thatwaslucky]

A moment later a picture of the Lego Pirate Splash Battle came through.

behold Pirate Land

[long_memory]

actually im too impressed to be insulted...

Legos: Cool to even 18th century pirates.

[thatwaslucky]

that's good because I'm going to have to ride everything to see if there's a lego version of you somewhere

[long_memory]

Oh god she was right. There could be a version of him there.

get a picture if you manage to find it

What? He was curious.

[thatwaslucky]

It took a while, but eventually he got a picture from a boat ride of a lego pirate battle, and a fairly generic-looking pirate with a peg leg.

at least every child on this ride assumed this was you?

[long_memory]

ok now im a little insulted

But it was kind of cute. Not that he'd ever admit it.

[thatwaslucky]

It just means you have fans

Tiny, adorable fans who probably knew the name of only one pirate, so!

Phone Day

[throughaphase]

Mid-cleaning the back room of Jello thanks to spring breakers, Kitty sent what she thought was a text to her husband.

I'll be back late. You really don't know how pervasive Jello is until it's all up in the floor tiles.

Phone Day!

[somethingwithturquoise]

To Summer's credit, she was super double hung-over today, but she was making an effort to be alive and recover a little bit because there was a possibility of more partying later. So when she got a text from Faye, she didn't really think anything of it, she just thought that she was about to be in for some super hot gos and she was here for it, and eagerly texted back.

omg WHO is visiting for sexy space visits??? tell me EVERYTHING!

Wacky Phone Day!

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Leave it to Jaskier to take that the wrong way.

"Is that meant to be a euphemism? Because I could certainly blow some things up if you liked."

PHONE DAY!

[betterthanaplan]

[from here]

thnx for the heads up but I have all the birds I need. And I didn't need to catch or buy them at all

Phone Day

[defenderofdesmoines]

And after replying to Summer, Annie felt like she had to add something else.

I mean, you're, like, an ARTIST with the stuff and all, but maybe use your talents for good????? or at least not for what def sounds like EVIL.

Phone Day!

[my_own_advocate]

Why does everyone think I'm young?! I'm much older than all of you mewling bloody infants! And still looking good, I might add!

PHONE DAY

[sexy_giraffe]

Oh, clearly Troy's text was a cry for help! Tahani was the perfect person to reply, except not:

It is VERY BRAVE to admit your drug problem to me! I know many, many discrete clinics you can be admitted to. Let me text a few people (not naming names, but you HAVE heard of them) and get back to you!

[superjoanjett]

Jessica's irritation was at an all time high now. Especially since the guy she's been texting finally texts back and is utterly clueless

I've been texting you for the last three hours! Jesus. Just get over here and rail me already.

[firstofitskind]

From here:

I agree. We're friends, but that goes a little beyond friendship, don't you think? Not to mention, I'd need to clear that with my wife...